Sent it to my best friend 300 miles away
She rang me crying. Worth forty dollars for that alone.







An adjustable stainless steel wrap ring engraved I F♡cking Love You - inside and out - in a velvet box with a card that says the thing you never actually say.
Made in numbered batches. Batch 3 is the last at this price.
She rang me crying. Worth forty dollars for that alone.
The ring is lovely. It was the card she put on the fridge.
One for her, one for me. That was always the plan.
An adjustable open wrap ring in 304 stainless steel, engraved on both ends - I F♡CKING on one, LOVE YOU on the other - so the words sit one above the other on the finger. It comes seated in a dark red velvet hexagonal box, with a printed card carrying the same message and a gold heart. The box is the packaging - there is nothing else to wrap.
It ships in the box, so it can go straight to them rather than to you first.
Almost certainly. It is an open band rather than a closed circle, so it flexes to the finger rather than needing a size. That is the reason this works as a gift at all - you do not have to find out someone's ring size without telling them why you are asking.
It sits best on an index or middle finger. It will go on a thumb.
No. 304 stainless steel is the grade used for cutlery and watch cases - it does not plate off because there is no plating, and the engraving is cut into the metal rather than printed on it. Showering, washing up and hand sanitiser are all fine.
A wipe with a soft cloth brings the shine back if it dulls.
Honestly, yes. This is not a polite gift. It says something specific about the kind of friendship where the swearing IS the affection, and it lands badly if that is not the relationship. If you are hesitating about whether it is too familiar, it probably is.
For everyone else it is the only gift that says it properly.
Yes. Put their address as the shipping address at checkout and it goes to them in the gift box. There is no pricing anywhere in the parcel.
Add a note at checkout if you want us to leave your name off it.
Standard shipping usually lands within one to two weeks. If you are buying it for a date, take the express option at checkout - it is the difference between a gift and an apology.
You get tracking by email as soon as it ships.
You have stood in the aisle reading them. They are all either a joke about wine or something so earnest you could not hand it over without apologising for it. Neither is the friendship you actually have - the one where the affection arrives disguised as abuse, and where saying something sincere out loud would make you both want to leave the room.
So it goes on a ring instead, where it can be worn rather than spoken, and read rather than said.
That is the whole product, and it is why the swearing is the point.
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It is an open band, so the two engraved ends overlap on the finger and the message reads down rather than around - I F♡CKING on the upper end, LOVE YOU on the lower. That is why it works at this size - a closed ring would need the words wrapped edge to edge in a typeface too small to read. Here they are legible from a normal distance, which matters for something whose entire job is to be read.
The velvet box is the packaging, not an upsell. Ring seated inside, card beside it, nothing to wrap and no pricing anywhere in the parcel. You can put the recipient's address in at checkout and it goes straight to them, which is most of the reason people buy this rather than something from a shop.
Plated jewellery looks identical on day one and goes green in a summer. This is 304 stainless throughout - the same grade as cutlery - so there is no coating to wear through at the point where the band flexes. That flex point is exactly where a plated ring fails first, and it is why this one is not plated.

This is the part worth seeing before you buy, because it is the part that decides whether the thing still says anything in a year. The words are engraved into the steel rather than printed onto a coating, so there is nothing to rub off at the flex point - which is exactly where a plated ring goes first, since that is the bit that moves every time it goes on.
Not a claim about the gift - the one thing about the object you can check before you buy it.
Shipping times vary by country. This is the shape of it.
4.8 average from 2,400 people
She read the card before she opened the box.
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It has not come off her hand since March.
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Bought it because no card in a shop said it right.
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Only gift I have ever given that made someone swear back.
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No. It is 304 stainless steel throughout rather than plated, so there is no coating to wear off. It handles showers, washing up and hand sanitiser without discolouring.
Yes, and it applies automatically at checkout with no code. Two rings takes an extra 15% off, three takes 20%, and four or more takes 25%.
Yes. Get in touch with proof of service and we will send you a code - forces, veterans, fire, police and nursing staff.
Silver tarnishes and plated jewellery wears through at the flex point, which on an adjustable band is the part that moves every time it goes on. 304 stainless does neither, and it costs less, which is why this is forty dollars rather than a hundred and forty.
It will adjust down small enough for a teenager. For a young child it will be loose, and given what is engraved on it we would suggest that is not the audience anyway.
Standard shipping usually arrives within one to two weeks, tracked the whole way. Express is available at checkout if you are buying against a date.
Yes, along with every major card, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Shop Pay.
We are a small operation, not a marketplace seller. Every order is handled by the same few people, and if something goes wrong there is a person on the other end of it rather than a form.
We have been friends since we were eleven and I have never once managed to say anything soppy to her face. This said it for me. She opened it at brunch and went quiet, which for her is basically a standing ovation.

The ring is nicer than I expected for the price - proper weight to it, not tinny. But the card is the thing. I have seen it stuck on her fridge every time I have been round since.

My sister-in-law is the sister I actually chose. Sent it to her the week she moved to Melbourne. She sent a photo of it on her hand at the airport before she even got on the plane.

Ordered it on a Tuesday, panicked about it arriving in time, and it turned up with three days to spare. Straight into her hands in the box - I did not have to wrap a thing.

Finer than it looks in the photos, which I mean as a compliment. It sits flat and does not catch on anything. I wear mine on my index finger and have not taken it off, including in the sea.

Bought two, gave one, kept one. That was always the plan and I would do it again. Only thing I would say is check you have the kind of friendship where this is funny rather than a lot - mine is, but it would not work for everyone.

304 stainless steel. Adjustable open band, one size. Not suitable for young children. Remove before swimming in chlorinated pools for best finish. Keep out of reach of children.